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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

3 hours ago with 372,277 notes

malformalady:

These deer are from the nearby Nara Park in the Kansai region of Japan.This place is home to more than 1,000 deer which are regarded as divine and sacred. But every July the animals walk outside of the park’s boundaries and occupy sidewalks along the city to stay cool in the shadier places.

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

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 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

3 hours ago with 193,079 notes

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

sorelatable:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM

imthemotherfuckingcaptain:

This..this makes me happy :)

fucknobadtattoos:

Some kid i went to high school got this because all the seniors got tattoos, I’m still not too sure what this even means..

submitted by saa-letscher

Maybe he really wants to be manx?

allthepapercranes:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

FUCK NO WONDER MY BACK HURTS

6 hours ago with 160,052 notes

breakfastattameras:

Amazing OITNB illustrations by starfleetbabe

chomesuke:

People know that it’s okay to just write the character’s name, right? It’s less annoying than constantly reading things like ‘the smaller man’, ‘the white haired boy’, ‘their female companion’, and ‘the bluenette’.

6 hours ago with 1,457 notes

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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7 hours ago with 260,956 notes

bunny eating rasberries