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1 hour ago with 70 notes

pintpotjudas:

sloe gin is the greatest! and imo it improves SO MUCH if you can manage to age it for a whole year or more. like it goes almost nutty

i totally wish i had the patience and liver health to do that! i’m going to make several batches this year and give them to people as christmas presents, there is a huge ancient sloe tree up out hill which gives so much fruit.

oh my god can I has?

2 hours ago with 4 notes

pintpotjudas:

tea-and-liquor:

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

well i’m fucked

same, escape to the island!

ooooh an island retreat/escape with Cook. Sounds blissful.

2 hours ago with 646,000 notes

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

well i’m fucked

2 hours ago with 646,000 notes

opppositesattract:

alphajade:

ok

so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention

and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia

and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”

and single bisexuals are predatory liars

what the fuck are we supposed to do

preach.

2 hours ago with 6,758 notes

razorshapes:

Javier PérezTrans (formaciones) I (2010)

tastefullyoffensive:

Sugar glider falls asleep on an orange slice. [video]

gifcraft:

Dog Is Spooked By Flopping Fish

hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

3 hours ago with 20,880 notes

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

no, it is the dancing queen god can’t you read

expelliares:

satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

Not an anonymous harbinger of doom, but could you give me another salad recipe? That one sounded great but I am allergic to pineapple.

@tea-and-liquor

pintpotjudas:

OF COURSE! Well, you can replace pineapple with tinned mandarins in that last salad if you aren’t allergic to them or

Simple Minty Tabbouleh

You will need:

200g bulgar wheat

1/2 cucumber

4 tomatoes

1 lemon

olive oil

several sprigs of fresh mint

Utensils: pan, kettle, sharp knife, chopping board, knife suitable for chopping herbs, large bowl, lemon juicer colander.

Method:

1) Put your bulgar wheat in a pan with just enough water to cover it and cook for as long as the packet indicates (it varies between brands)

2) Finely dice your tomatoes and cucumbers into roughly even sized pieces (not too small, you don’t want them mushy)

3) Finely chop your mint, taking care to remove the stalks.

4) Drain your bulgar wheat once it’s cooked (it should still be quite crunchy) and then cool under cold tap. Drain again and then put in bowl. Add your tomatoes, cucumber and mint and mix.

5) Add the juice of one lemon, drizzle over olive oil and mix again. Add salt and pepper to taste.

danceadicklessjig:

Just talking to mum about oitnb and that she’d probably like it…

"It’s set in a lesbian prison isn’t it?"

…not quite mum.

3 hours ago with 4 notes